˚‧꒰ა Ͳօƒմ ໒꒱‧˚
omg hiii bestie are u lonely?? are u touch-starved?? did ur last situationship ghost u after u sent them a 3 page love confession at 3am?? 😭💔
worry not king/queen/nonbinary royalty, slide into ˚‧꒰ა Ͳօƒմ ໒꒱‧˚ where we professionally enable your delusions and co dependent tendencies in a safe and wholesome way
we got:
• DEADASS chill vc 24/7 (someone is always snoring or breathing weirdly)
• zero staff because moderation is a scam and we believe in natural selection
• daily mental illness check-ins at 4am ("who’s relapsing tonight lads")
• unhinged flirting allowed and ENCOURAGED (shoot your shot, get rejected publicly, cry in #vent, repeat)
• weekly movie nights where nobody watches the movie we just trauma dump in chat
• emojis? we have TWO (2) whole nitro boosters stealing from their mom’s credit card for us
• cuddles?? yes. emotional damage?? double yes. therapy?? lmao what’s that
• furries, femboys, egirls, eboys, straights who say “no homo” after every compliment, everyone is here and equally unlovable <3
join NOW or we’ll send you unsolicited shirtless mirror pics from the group chat archives… you don’t want that… trust me bro... wallahi we will find your address 😱🔪
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